Pills for gamers are trying to kill us?

   

Whether we like it or not, gamers are generally divided into two camps: casual gamers as those who enjoy a sports match of Peggle whenever shortly, or you still play the Nintendo Wii. Then there are the so-called hardcore gamers, matched by whose passion for you're fragging forth only virtual enemies from the hardness of the cores Mountain Dew saturated. The truly elite now have something even more powerful to keep their hands would strong game: energy supplements. a company calling itself Smith Fleming Labs has developed a product, who claim "increase mental acuity during gaming experience».

The pills SBL Gamer Enhanced energy & Focus coming into packages of 30 capsules for $ 29.95, which means that they have approximately the same price as a bottle of Mountain Dew.But their promise SO much more efficient than our old standby source of liquid courage. According to the manufacturer, SBL Gamer supplements will produce the following results:

* Sustainable energy from 8-12 hours
* Higher mental and sensory acuity
* DO NOT collapse
* DON'T fade
* Can turn into Chuck Norris
* Auto-head Shot

Surely hate wasting and stops responding that come along with our other favorite drug abuse, pure Colombian cocaine, but we are sure you want to position this untested chemical cocktail in our bodies just yet. be careful of fine print — the company says that users should consult with their health care providers before downloading this stuff.

Also, suggest that the drub may be unsuitable for people who suffer from high or low blood pressure, cardiac arrhythmia, stroke, liver or heart; thyroid; anxiety, depression, seizure disorder, psychiatric disease, diabetes, pernicious anemia, difficulty urinating due to enlargement of the prostate, or people taking an MAO inhibitor or any other medicaments. Both just about describes all this not?

Not to say drugs, kids.